me: i wanna die
someone: but you’re so pretty!!!
me: ok and? i wanna die
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IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER
are u sure? like are u really sure? have u seen me? u did not think this through
anxiety
- me: i'm sorry if i'm annoying you
- friend: what? no, not at all! you're not annoying me!
- me: okay then
- me:
- me:
- me: i'm sorry if i'm annoying you
One quick thing, if you’re following me and you support Israel in anyway or have sympathy for the fascist, racist, stolen state of Israel then please unfollow me and let me know so I can unfollow you.
Just block me and save me the hassle
- *alien starts abducting me with their spaceship*
- Me: woah woah woah. Hold on. Let me ask my mom about this first.
- Alien: that's okay, take your time.
- Me: thanks. *shouts* MOM, CAN I GET ABDUCTED BY THIS ALIEN?!?!
- Mom: *shouts back* YEA SURE, JUST BE BACK BEFORE DINNER!!
- Me: aight man. She said it's cool.
- Alien: cool
- Me: *Thinks about dying*
- Me: *Panics*
- Me: *Thinks about living*
- Me: *Panics*
- Me: ?????????????????????
Glad-tidings to those who saw me and believe in me, and glad-tidings to those who believe in me and did not see me – seven times.
The Prophet ﷺ, Majma’ al-Zawa’id wa Manba’ al-Fawa’id (10/54)